Photographs on dating websites all look the same after a while. There’s the head shot. The full body shot. The outdoorsy shot. The pet shot (my least favorite). The sports shot. The traveling shot. The friend group shot. The family shot. And the livestock shot. Wait… what?
This picture boldly appears on real live dating profile:
Wow. I guess no one told him cows generally don’t attract chicks. (See the play of words there with the farm animals? It was just too hard to resist.)